*hiding in the bushes on the path to death* *see a light approaching* *Warden Miller leans in* "Who is that?" Me: "I'm cloaked" Miller: Perceive cloak, Ratmir what are you doing here? Me: Alaric is meeting with VAM so I'm hiding in the bushes in case I need to jam life back into his ghost.
*Dueling Finnius* Eidolon bane 20 20 Eidolon bane 20 "I'm going to shape you into a corpse!" 20 20
Toasting our victory over the cult, and Sabeen getting fucked, and Krieg getting fucked (up with drugs)
Rashaad's cool toast
Ahri being the worlds greatest bloodbank all weekend
*showing up for an important mission in shorts and no makeup on* Listen I was trying to sleep when I was told to get out here so you get casual Ratmir for this mission, Kashmir if you will
Me: What the fuck happened to my screen door that I painstakingly fixed?! Marten: People keep messing up the screen when they come and go. Me: Caution! Don't fuck the screen! Marten: proceeds to write down word-for-word what I said onto the back of the newspaper and we stick it to the door.
Marten: Why is this gold bar worth so much less than usual? Virgil: It's nougat-filled.
Watching Marten trade Andrew away to Vanity while his unconscious body is lying on the floor (after Vanity shoved said body out of the chair and onto the floor so he could sit down).
Fighting fey nonsense during a thunderstorm with thunder booming almost perfectly overhead.
Starting the event with a basically empty bag, and coming back to Chad at the end with a whole pile of components, tags, and a gold bar.
Seeing Jess's face light up when I told her at checkout that I absolutely would have fought whoever came to attack Marten in the Knight's Rest, except that it was her and absolutely I was not going to go toe-to-toe with her without backup.
All of the big scary things we got to fight, as well as the absolutely terrifying maniacal laughter in the Asylum from outside.
Having Ahri run up and be all ready to tell me how to do a ritual, and getting to reassure him that I had already done one that day. Also his look of surprise.
Sitting through Conspiracy Power Hour with Alaric and Marten and others on Saturday night while celebrating our victory.
The grand success of the overly flamboyant shower corner in the Knight's Rest, and the varied reactions to the sudden influx of color in an otherwise very brown space.
The many comments made as first a Mulenti and a Homunculi carried the box full of gold, then both Mulenti, and then finally a Homunculi and a Korahai. The damn humans doing basically nothing to help carry the giant load.
Watching everyone greatly enjoy the scotcheroos I brought for Don's birthday all weekend. Also getting to enjoy Hoob House coffee with scotcheroos.
Seeing Osmond's reaction as I took down a third of a bottle of amphetamines in front of him.
Marten: So I pacted with an Illusien to get some questions answered. Everyone: [General outrage that Marten has pacted with yet another fey.] Marten: Yeah, I had a candle shoved up my ass for it, and luckily had a candle we could use. Thanks, Kavuri!
Seriously, in spite of the heat, I had such an amazing time. Thank you all for a truly spectacular first event as a player!
Henry: Don't confuse me with that Turncoat! (Spits on Floor), wanna buy some cocaine?
CEROON IS A MURDERER!!!
Turns to Berit: what's your name?
Henry: JACOB IS ALSO A MURDERER!!!
The incredible transformation of Monster camp Saturday Night, huge shout to my fellow staffers for a smooth transformation, and All the love for the 4 new players who did incredible amounts during that whole ordeal!
I had such a fun time this weekend, loved seeing all the new faces and of course all the familiar ones! Can't wait till next time to finish the season with all of you!
Post by Aliyah'Vihaan on Aug 23, 2019 22:10:54 GMT -5
Once is a coincidence, twice... is the start of a pattern. Both times I tried shooting Bronco with his own rifle it jammed/failed on the second shot. Loyalty from one's weapons and tools is admirable however I am unsure how often it is your own gun will be used against you (outside of Aliyah'Vihaan, that is not untypical).
Peer pressuring is not accurate, flat out telling an inexperienced individual to consume dangerous chemicals and by products of demons (for the curiosity to observe such a phenomena). Then Volun-tolding/selling the same poor individual into the service of a Sin (Vanity) as a down-payment for future goods and services rendered (as well as a gesture good faith); then being told I may be one of the best candidates for Divine Champion? Wut. Strong, Wise, and Pure of heart... well technically I am pure of Sin AND Virtue... so the most pure? Sad desperate times for the heroic and just. Too be fair I did tell Vanity I would teach his new property/servant how to properly function as a Valet/servant (I have experience serving Nobles with an Ego).
Tentacle surgery! Far more efficient and effective than mere scalpels and the like (don't die).